Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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