I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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