i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
