So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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