no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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