Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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