Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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