I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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