Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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