I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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