Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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