Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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