It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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