I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
