i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
