I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What a dumb baby whore.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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