She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
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my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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