Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
