i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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