I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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