just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The adults are the big ones right?
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