I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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