last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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