we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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