Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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