Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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