his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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