we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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