You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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