Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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