This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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