Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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