If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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