yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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