Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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