How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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