Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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