you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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