He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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