Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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