I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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