he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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