are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I look better un-naked...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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