i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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