HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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