this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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