Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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