i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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