im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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