we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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