why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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