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(402): View more from Nebraska

Houston.. we have a drinking problem..

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(810): View more from Michigan

i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo

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(571): View more from Virginia

I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed

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(402): View more from Nebraska

NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!

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It is literally 8 in the morning.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?

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