She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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