it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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