Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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