I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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