I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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