I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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