waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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