Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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