oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I know her cup size but not her name....
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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