I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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